Friday, June 21, 2013

Santana is Sad

Santana is sad this day because this guy sang a very sincere rendition of "Smooth" at karaoke tonight.  The man singing in this photo was seen wearing sandals, cargo shorts, a deep ribbed sweater/shirt, and a puka shell necklace...he was also carrying around a guitar but NOT playing it, it's just for attention.  And his name is Angel.


Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Fat Bird Has His Day




iPod Heaven

iPod Heaven Review
3 1/2 stars out of 5

Took forever to set up and required a lot of troubleshooting.  But Gamgam seems to be content.



Trans Am Transman

I learned yesterday that transman is another term for a female to male transgender person...
This is the first thing that came to my mind.


Thursday, June 13, 2013

All My Friends

I get nostalgic about my friends.  I only keep the best ones, but there are quite a few and they are spread across the world.  Here's my tribute to one group of them.

Had an on-going "feud" with Willow for a while:







Sweet William - by Maddy



Willow Willow Willow















Karaoke with Karen:



Jerry in the City and he is a kitty and he is so pretty.




Saturday, June 1, 2013

Fantasy Cruise


Backstabber






It has come to my attention that this may look like something erotic.  It wasn't meant to be...a friend said to me, "Who's jacking who off?"


Gwen Stephanopoulos


Vader Nader Hater Gator Debater

Or V8r N8r H8r G8r Deb8r


Raining Cats and Dogs


Mel is Going to France


Magical Catfish


Infantile Delinquentz


Future Cowboy


Fickle Pickle


Dogatee in Space


Creepy Pizza


Bombs Over Baghdad


Blago/Clinton Satire


Australians


So this weird fat cat-man guy shows up to my bbq...

He doesn't even bring any beer or anything and won't.  Stop.  Playing.  The vuvuzela.


Bison


Baby Samurai


The Real Chris Robin



The man in this is actually named Christopher Robin...he was thrown in jail for molesting geriatrics in an old folks home in Santa Barbara.

The Calm

Our new ICP/Ninja Turtles Tribute Band album cover
Coming soon to Amazon and iTunes.


We actually dressed up as all 4 Ninja Turtles this day and tried to impress Willow's little nephew and his friends at his birthday party.  They did not know who we were.

Take the Cake


Snow Surf Dreamscape

I don't remember dreams very often, so when I do, I often take note of them or try to read into the meaning of it.  

In this one, I was taken hostage by a bear who could walk and talk.  He brought me to his cabin and chained me up to a post.  His bear-wife came to feed me while he was gone.  But, I had somehow freed my bonds and found some sort of weapon.  So I killed the bear's wife and ripped the top off of their dining table and ran outside to the lake.  I saw my Canadian friend Nathan inexplicably surfing on a snowboard on the lake.  I jumped on my tabletop raft and floated away.  As I was leaving, the bear ran to the shore, seemingly not knowing about his wife's demise and said, "God blessssss!"


Slippers