I want to do a short film about this place. The Spa Broker character is a fat over-worked guy, sweating profusely, making stock market references, answering phones, faxing shit, and stressing out.
He answers the phone in a Jersey or Boston sort of "Jewy" accent:
"Spa Broka! No, it's a short sale, mark it up!"
*Gestures to an imaginary stock broker off-screen*
"Spa Broka! We got spas, spas, spas, hot tubs, spas, jacuzzis, and spas! Buy 'em!"
*His wife calls, she has the same accent*
"Spa Broka!"
"Spa Broka, don't forget to buy the kitty litta before ya come home!"
*He makes a note of it*
"Got it, BUY BUY BUY!"
*Gestures off-screen again and hangs up violently*
ETC.
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