Saturday, June 1, 2013

Spa Broker


I want to do a short film about this place.  The Spa Broker character is a fat over-worked guy, sweating profusely, making stock market references, answering phones, faxing shit, and stressing out.
He answers the phone in a Jersey or Boston sort of "Jewy" accent:
"Spa Broka!  No, it's a short sale, mark it up!"
         *Gestures to an imaginary stock broker off-screen*
"Spa Broka!  We got spas, spas, spas, hot tubs, spas, jacuzzis, and spas!  Buy 'em!"
         *His wife calls, she has the same accent*
"Spa Broka!"
"Spa Broka, don't forget to buy the kitty litta before ya come home!"
         *He makes a note of it*
"Got it, BUY BUY BUY!"
         *Gestures off-screen again and hangs up violently*

ETC.


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